I just got back from helping out at school. Today was the 100th day of school so the kindergarten class did things together all day with the 1st and 2nd graders. They were put in groups of four and moved around from station to station. It was a rather chaotic. :) Here are some of the funny things that some of the children said to me.
1. Are those your real feet or are you wearing socks?
Those are my socks.
Can I touch them?
No.
2. If you tell me sit down one more time I won't invite you over to my house.
3. How old are you?
20.
Really! My mom is older than you. My dad too. They are both 34.
4. Are you a parent? (I get this one a lot, but today it was from another teacher. Do I look older than I am, or do people think that 13 year olds have babies?)
5. My Mom doesn't like anyone to know how old she is. I'll tell you though. Consequently another little girl over heard just how old E's mom is and started yelling it for all to hear.
6. Did you know my dad looks like a teenager? He really does. People think he is my mom's kid and my brother. They really do. He looks just like a teenager. People ask her if he is her child.
7. Did you know I can write my name in firthive?
8. E asked me if I liked being seven. I said yes. Then she said, “Oh, the good old days when I was seven. Wait! I am seven. This is the good old days.” (She was then very happy to be living in the good old days of her life.)
9. R asked me to tell her a secret. I whispered “Cherish the cat of the orient” (Very old family joke that most you won’t you get.) into her ear. She smiled really big and said, “WOW! Really?”
I was helping kids write sentences about what they would buy if they had 100 dollars. A little girl thought for a long time and then got so excited and said she would buy scissors. Lots of scissors. Oh, the wild dreams of 6 year olds. Just think she would to be able to cut something whenever she wanted.